Goddamn you have good timing.

I suck the ding dong, but sadly, don't get paid for it...:(

You can literally make the change today.

****ing same what gives I want my backpay

I'll have to consult my boyfriend. Is there good money in it? We've been monogamous until now but if the remuneration is interesting enough, who knows.

Currently I make more than 4k dollas not sucking other people's ding dongs so...:/

Sucking ding dongs and sucking the ding dong are very different things.

My American English is deficient. :(

Well then assuming you don't cut into your job time you'll be making even more dollas. And forget asking your boyfriend. Pull a Charles Manson and get him addicted to you so that his opinion is that he'll pay any price for your mouth.

In your defense it’s hard to speak any language with a dick in your mouth.

Omg lol