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Old 10-31-2020, 11:25 AM   #72041 (permalink)
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Halloween is a total bust this year
Did you pour bleach all over the candy again?
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Old 10-31-2020, 11:35 AM   #72042 (permalink)
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Since you can't put razor blades in candy do you want to weld razor blades to the monkey bars this year, Elph?
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Old 10-31-2020, 12:01 PM   #72043 (permalink)
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I'm sad that I can't sneakily give trick or treaters free drugs this year
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Old 10-31-2020, 01:20 PM   #72044 (permalink)
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What kinda fat bitches are you having over just chowing down on a whole bucket of candy?
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Old 10-31-2020, 01:22 PM   #72045 (permalink)
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I usually dig around a bit to find the biggest candy bar, so it would probably take me a long time to reach elph if he tried that on me.
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Old 10-31-2020, 01:35 PM   #72046 (permalink)
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What pro-LGBTQ attitude? Twice accusing someone who comes out of faking it? I know you're not a homophobe, Hawk, but you should really get your **** together
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I figure that's just some personal beef. He hasn't accused you of faking it...
Nah he's just the type to legit believe his wrinkly old dick could cure me of my queerness lol

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I always thought straight white cis men were the biggest victims.
I'd argue the hierarchy goes (in rough approximation):
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2. Regular straight white cismen
3. Wealthy white ciswomen
4. Wealthy queer white cismen
5. Regular white ciswomen
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I'm sad that I can't sneakily give trick or treaters free drugs this year
Same, what am I supposed to do with all these great hallucinogenics and street drugs I purchased now!!??

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can't do the ole hole in the bottom of the candy bucket move this year
Pffft get creative. I got got once with the ole hole in the bottom of a cheeze its box. Never saw it coming.
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Old 10-31-2020, 01:47 PM   #72047 (permalink)
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no way straight women are more oppressed than queer men though
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 10-31-2020, 01:50 PM   #72048 (permalink)
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Wealthy white cis woman > poor straight white man
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Old 10-31-2020, 01:52 PM   #72049 (permalink)
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Old 10-31-2020, 01:53 PM   #72050 (permalink)
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