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Old 01-08-2021, 11:36 AM   #72031 (permalink)
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Old 01-08-2021, 11:39 AM   #72032 (permalink)
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I made a good joke today. Nobody laughed and the struggle continues.
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Old 01-08-2021, 11:58 AM   #72033 (permalink)
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I made a good joke today. Nobody laughed and the struggle continues.
Ask Trollheart for some advice.
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Old 01-08-2021, 12:11 PM   #72034 (permalink)
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Hey, Troll ol buddy... how can a guy, an everyday Joe like myself, get some action around here?
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Old 01-08-2021, 12:18 PM   #72035 (permalink)
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Um Plank, as a straight (?) guy this might not be the best place for you to look for some action
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 01-08-2021, 12:44 PM   #72036 (permalink)
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I just want someone to laugh at my jokes... while riding my ding dong.

On second thought, that sounds confusing.

Never mind.

I'm all good.
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Old 01-08-2021, 03:08 PM   #72037 (permalink)
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I just need someone to laugh at my penis.
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Old 01-08-2021, 03:13 PM   #72038 (permalink)
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Old 01-08-2021, 03:21 PM   #72039 (permalink)
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You have weird kinks. I'm tempted to go full Freud and speculate about your relationship with Mother
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Old 01-08-2021, 03:25 PM   #72040 (permalink)
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