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Old 01-07-2021, 07:30 PM   #72001 (permalink)
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my mom listened to the raunchiest hip hop too

it was always like wtf eww mom

also Biggie was Biggie when she was in high school, my Mom loves him

I mean this is not relevant to music being good or whatever, I just thought you might want her number
No, I don't want to **** your mom, weirdo.

This is not a W for me... Idk what it is.
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Old 01-07-2021, 07:33 PM   #72002 (permalink)
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Well he was calling JWB lobster boy
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Old 01-07-2021, 07:34 PM   #72003 (permalink)
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But I think we all learned alot about why you hate on hip hop today.

Edit: My feelings are unhurt because you don't really hate me, you just resent your parents and take it out on me.

That's another W.
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Old 01-07-2021, 07:37 PM   #72004 (permalink)
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His mom sounda cooler than elph.

Does she suck dick?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-07-2021, 07:39 PM   #72005 (permalink)
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No, I don't want to **** your mom, weirdo.

This is not a W for me... Idk what it is.
I think he was talking to me but I’m not going be lured into sexualizing his mother because that would be too predictable





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Old 01-07-2021, 07:40 PM   #72006 (permalink)
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His mom sounda cooler than elph.

Does she suck dick?
Every girl will suck dick.

Excluding the gay ones.

The question is if she's good at it.

If she listens to Biggie she can probably suck the light out of a black hole.
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Old 01-07-2021, 07:42 PM   #72007 (permalink)
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I'll bet his mom could suck the Proud right out of a Boy.
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Every girl will suck dick.

Excluding the gay ones.

The question is if she's good at it.

If she listens to Biggie she can probably suck the light out of a black hole.
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Old 01-07-2021, 07:49 PM   #72009 (permalink)
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She'll suck the color out of your boxers before you even get your dick out.
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Old 01-07-2021, 07:57 PM   #72010 (permalink)
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I used to be black till elph's mom sucked the melanin out of my dick.
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