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Old 12-31-2020, 07:55 AM   #71801 (permalink)
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 12-31-2020, 08:13 AM   #71802 (permalink)
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So you're a coward on top of it
On top or on the bottom as long as I’m up in it
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Old 12-31-2020, 10:10 AM   #71803 (permalink)
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Working the drive thru and I just saw a fat girl looking at fat girl underwear on her phone.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-31-2020, 10:22 AM   #71804 (permalink)
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Working the drive thru and I just saw a fat girl looking at fat girl underwear on her phone.
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Old 12-31-2020, 10:30 AM   #71805 (permalink)
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The best part? The fat girl was still too big to fit any of that underwear she was looking at.
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Old 12-31-2020, 10:34 AM   #71806 (permalink)
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The best part? The fat girl was still too big to fit any of that underwear she was looking at.
What did she order?
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Old 12-31-2020, 10:36 AM   #71807 (permalink)
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Old 12-31-2020, 10:42 AM   #71808 (permalink)
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Why would she want underwear for her phone??? Is this a new thing?
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Old 12-31-2020, 10:43 AM   #71809 (permalink)
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If you didn't want me to use the card you just handed me then you shouldn't have ****ing handed to me. It's your own stupid fault if your husband beats you for spending his money or whatever.
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Old 12-31-2020, 10:55 AM   #71810 (permalink)
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If you didn't want me to use the card you just handed me then you shouldn't have ****ing handed to me. It's your own stupid fault if your husband beats you for spending his money or whatever.
The alert already went off on his phone



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