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Old 10-28-2020, 11:41 PM   #71801 (permalink)
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I guess elph doesn't need to answer my question about ableism since he literally just said "so dumb it makes my head hurt"and generally goes around acting like some un official member of the intelligentsia

Words can hurt, elph.
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Old 10-28-2020, 11:41 PM   #71802 (permalink)
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His ding dong uses a lot of calories

(It’s black)
That's gross. Maybe he should wear a ****ing condom if it's going black like Mitch Mcconnell's hand.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 10-28-2020, 11:50 PM   #71803 (permalink)
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Ha ha!
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Old 10-28-2020, 11:50 PM   #71804 (permalink)
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I haven't listened to any

I live in the real world

You can cringe all you want but this is how commoners talk
I thought you lived in a halfway house.
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Old 10-28-2020, 11:53 PM   #71805 (permalink)
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Old 10-28-2020, 11:53 PM   #71806 (permalink)
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Old 10-28-2020, 11:53 PM   #71807 (permalink)
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Your mom is a halfway house.
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Old 10-28-2020, 11:55 PM   #71808 (permalink)
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Old 10-28-2020, 11:55 PM   #71809 (permalink)
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Old 10-28-2020, 11:57 PM   #71810 (permalink)
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Frown deleted my joke because he’s racist against Mitch’s hands.
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