Back in my day, we'd just suck on the tea bag.

Oh, wait... that was porn.

So they boil water AND... ?

What the **** are you talking about? Everyone calls it a stove. A hob? That's too British to even exist.

It exists very much indeed. It's a goofy word, but in a nice way. Hob >>> stove

Hobtop Stuffing?

Computers. Useless. You buy them and they don't work. Fuck 'em.

oh, and, yeah (I can't believe I have to say this - oh, maybe I do, considering...)
sometimes, there are things that cost too much for what they are or do.

"Yeah, my phone is worth it 'cause it does shit",
but anyone else buys something that does more
than the basic:"OH THAT"S cRaZy!!!!"

This place will never understand nuance.

I don't understand paying $90 to boil water.

Don’t go pulling out the N-word just cause you spent $100 on a pink kettle that don’t even boil water.

Pot calling the kettle black right there, son

what?
to be fair I think you're taking out the nuance of the argument a bit. Some extra features are more useful or worth spending money on than others. I think a 90 dollar kettle is a perfect example of something that costs too much for what it does, but to each his own