Well, you can talk on your "proletariat" rotary dial candlestick phone and
watch your "proletariat" Philco TV while the rest of us try to inch our way
into the 21st Century.

The 21st century of global warming and technological alienation? Such progress.

https://www.aroma-housewares.com/kit...c-Kettles.html

$90 lol

Holy ****!

Look at this thing https://us.alessi.com/products/9091-kettle

$350.00!!!

For a ****ing kettle

HOLY ****!!!

{as he types on his computer}


... yeah, 'cause that's all there is to the 21st Century ...

HOLY SHIT!!!
A phone that costs more than $50!!!!!!!!!!!!
... for a fucking phone!!!!!!!!!!!!

My phone actually does ****.

https://i.postimg.cc/qvzj9s8K/6-E086...01647-A158.jpg

$8

Those kettles do more than that 8 dollar thing.

https://i.imgur.com/cN34uos.jpg

You caveman! Don't you know they have these things called electric kettles now? Only grandmas put kettles on the stove! And by the way, it's called a hob: only grandmas from Little House on the Prairie call them stoves!
And then it doesn't work! :laughing:
But I bet it doesn't work in a way that makes you feel highly superior like maybe it chants in a Star Trek computer voice ERROR! ERROR! NOT EARL GREY! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

Yeah but be honest: who needs a kettle to do anything other than boil water? Does it have a USB and wireless capability? Pick up shortwave radio signals? Can you microwave a pigeon in it? I'm with these guys: over three hundred dollars for a kettle! You perhaps need to insert a monocle!

Only true knuckle draggers fill a cup with water and throw it in a microwave. Power to the people.

Who needs a cup? I just throw it directly in the - ZZZZTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!