Just get a regular ass kettle and put it on the stove, you weird yuppie.

:laughing:

Me and my housemates are actually intending to move house because of her lol

Also ros, bless you but that's the most fruity kettle I've ever seen :laughing:

I can see how it would be a step above the old kettle on the boil method:

https://www.aroma-housewares.com/kit...s/AWK-701.html

Oh, don't confuse them with "extras." You know that they own just a dial phone.

Your **** doesn't even work and we're the scrubs?

It does work.
Of course, it's well-known that every "basic" implement
(whatever that means) works perfectly.

The word you're looking for is "proletariat".