He'll probably be out of a job when the store does its next inventory and the owner realizes most of the missing food and 24 packs of beer have been walking out of the store during Elph's watch.

Or when they review the security footage.

From pouring bleach on the expired food to giving it away for free, what a redemption story.

Y'all are ruining elph's LARPing, let him have his fun.

doing nothing against it being taken =/= giving it away

Distinction without a difference as far as the storeowner will be concerned.

Elph is a gent of such integrity he would never rush to tell the internet of his good deeds unless they were true.

He’s putting his livelihood on the line instead of being a stooge for the man.

That’s not LARPing or fake. He’s not perfect but that’s the way you do it. Bit by bit small revolutionary actions can undermine capitalism. I respect it. FLARLY

Ja it's pretty cool I just don't believe him.

I can totally see elph helping people... As long as they're not listening to the wrong kind of music or wearing the wrong kind of pants.