Yes because I live with mother.

No because I was never born

You wish.

I had to order mine from ****ing New Jersey years ago. Was a pain in the ass. Then eventually I lost it again.

TFW Your rabbit spends half an hour grooming your head while honking in your ear. I've been so burned out that I just sat on the couch, drank tea and coffee while watching my pets.

Cool about the girl (I like grown women personally but whatevs)

You know organic is bull**** right?

You can order organic grocery girls? Why has no one ever told me this?!

I prefer synthetic grocery girls. They don't talk back.

Well looks like im keeping my job folks im gonna be staying rich jajajajjaa

but now I hate working
..

Around 6am, about five minutes after I walked into work one of our fryers caught fire. The manager called the fire department, we stayed closed at least till after I left around 1pm, and this is the sign they put up on the front door.


https://i.imgur.com/0Gxd6hV.jpg?1