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Old 08-30-2020, 03:18 PM   #71371 (permalink)
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I expect you'll trade your next one in for a cat.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-30-2020, 03:22 PM   #71372 (permalink)
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that would also be an excellent deal tho
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Old 08-30-2020, 03:41 PM   #71373 (permalink)
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that would also be an excellent deal tho
Cats can be needy bitches too though. My cat whines and moans every morning, like it's an emaciated holocaust victim, until I finally pull my ass out of bed to give him his wet food. He's a pain in my ass.
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Old 08-30-2020, 04:27 PM   #71374 (permalink)
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yes but unlike guys, cats have cuteness to compensate for being a pain in the ass
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Old 08-30-2020, 04:28 PM   #71375 (permalink)
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Start breeding mice and releasing them where you live so your cat will be able to get his own breakfast.
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Old 08-31-2020, 07:50 PM   #71376 (permalink)
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tfw when the gas station customer you've been buying records from gives you a 7inch he played synths on and it's some sick af Throbbing Gristle meets ambient Krautrock brilliance
I'm making that same face right now.

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Old 08-31-2020, 07:58 PM   #71377 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2020, 08:09 PM   #71378 (permalink)
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I love tfw when
Hence why you post it.
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Old 09-01-2020, 07:27 AM   #71379 (permalink)
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It’s like ten times harder to renew your drivers license than before.

Do normal people actually know where their ****ing birth certificate is?
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Old 09-01-2020, 07:52 AM   #71380 (permalink)
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lol Yes. Only because I had to renew my license.
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