I expect you'll trade your next one in for a cat.

that would also be an excellent deal tho

Cats can be needy bitches too though. My cat whines and moans every morning, like it's an emaciated holocaust victim, until I finally pull my ass out of bed to give him his wet food. He's a pain in my ass.

yes but unlike guys, cats have cuteness to compensate for being a pain in the ass

Start breeding mice and releasing them where you live so your cat will be able to get his own breakfast.

I'm making that same face right now.

https://pics.me.me/kimochi-38242526.png

lol

Hence why you post it.

It’s like ten times harder to renew your drivers license than before.

Do normal people actually know where their ****ing birth certificate is?

lol Yes. Only because I had to renew my license.