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08-30-2020, 06:40 AM | #71361 (permalink) | ||
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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08-30-2020, 07:04 AM | #71362 (permalink) |
Just Keep Swimming...
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It's a good day when I don't wake up in pain somewhere. Last year I pulled a groin muscle while using my knee to steer as I opened a bag of nuts while driving down the road. Yes, there's a joke in there somewhere, but that pain lasted 6 months. These days it's my elbows. It's always something.
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08-30-2020, 07:17 AM | #71363 (permalink) | |
ask me about cosmology
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08-30-2020, 10:14 AM | #71364 (permalink) | ||
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08-30-2020, 01:07 PM | #71366 (permalink) | |
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That reminds me. Sorry you never got to peg Chad.
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08-30-2020, 01:18 PM | #71367 (permalink) |
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Join Date: May 2016
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My day is going great. Finished the book I started earlier today. Had like 10 cups of tea. Took another shower. Wanted to text someone the poems I read today but then remembered that all my friends think English poetry is lame so didn't do that as I do not need more people thinking that I'm lame
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08-30-2020, 01:56 PM | #71368 (permalink) | |||
the bantering battleaxe
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Cute Post Malone's mom
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Does this mean you traded in your boyfriend for a sex toy? Good for you girl
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08-30-2020, 02:47 PM | #71369 (permalink) |
county fair energy
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That's alright you know I'm holding out for you anyway. <3
Indeed - in fact the purchasing of the sex toy was the catalyst for our breakup. ****ing men and their insecurities The bf before last I traded in for a dog, I think with the next one I'll aim for a car, or a house. |
08-30-2020, 02:59 PM | #71370 (permalink) | ||
the bantering battleaxe
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amazing, there's a lot more truth in my joke than I expected then
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