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The Batlord 08-30-2020 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks (Post 2133263)
Jesus. A week? I'm in my mid-20s and I sometimes get these terrible pains from sleeping in a bad position. At their worst, they cause terrible pain for a day, but no longer. You're telling me that in the future, they'll go on for a whole week?

Life is hell.
Maybe not a whole week but a few days definitely.

Plankton 08-30-2020 06:04 AM
It's a good day when I don't wake up in pain somewhere. Last year I pulled a groin muscle while using my knee to steer as I opened a bag of nuts while driving down the road. Yes, there's a joke in there somewhere, but that pain lasted 6 months. These days it's my elbows. It's always something.

Mindy 08-30-2020 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2133306)
It's a good day when I don't wake up in pain somewhere. Last year I pulled a groin muscle while using my knee to steer as I opened a bag of nuts while driving down the road. Yes, there's a joke in there somewhere, but that pain lasted 6 months. These days it's my elbows. It's always something.
:o:

The Batlord 08-30-2020 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2133306)
It's a good day when I don't wake up in pain somewhere. Last year I pulled a groin muscle while using my knee to steer as I opened a bag of nuts while driving down the road. Yes, there's a joke in there somewhere, but that pain lasted 6 months. These days it's my elbows. It's always something.
You know a pulled my groin just last night. Felt so good I pulled it again.

WWWP 08-30-2020 10:05 AM
I pulled a muscle in my leg recently breaking in a new toy lol

The Batlord 08-30-2020 12:07 PM
That reminds me. Sorry you never got to peg Chad.

kibbeh 08-30-2020 12:18 PM
My day is going great. Finished the book I started earlier today. Had like 10 cups of tea. Took another shower. Wanted to text someone the poems I read today but then remembered that all my friends think English poetry is lame so didn't do that as I do not need more people thinking that I'm lame :)

Marie Monday 08-30-2020 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2133333)
I pulled a muscle in my leg recently breaking in a new toy lol
Does this mean you traded in your boyfriend for a sex toy? Good for you girl
https://i.imgur.com/eWzVl1S.png
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Originally Posted by kibbeh (Post 2133356)
My day is going great. Finished the book I started earlier today. Had like 10 cups of tea. Took another shower. Wanted to text someone the poems I read today but then remembered that all my friends think English poetry is lame so didn't do that as I do not need more people thinking that I'm lame :)
Those people are lame themselves, spam them with poetry

WWWP 08-30-2020 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2133351)
That reminds me. Sorry you never got to peg Chad.
That's alright you know I'm holding out for you anyway. <3

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2133361)
Does this mean you traded in your boyfriend for a sex toy?
Indeed - in fact the purchasing of the sex toy was the catalyst for our breakup. ****ing men and their insecurities :rolleyes: The bf before last I traded in for a dog, I think with the next one I'll aim for a car, or a house.

Marie Monday 08-30-2020 01:59 PM
:laughing: amazing, there's a lot more truth in my joke than I expected then


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