Batty's oversentimenatl and emotional welcomes get me every time. He's just a big softy.

Well, a big something...

Welcome back Qwerty!
Course they did. Talk to monks who take a vow of poverty. Whether you share their beliefs or not, they're sincere about that ****.

I'd take a vow of poverty too if I got free room and boy from the Catholic Church.

No you wouldn't. Anyway, it's not only the Catholic Church. What about Buddhist monks and other religions? Lots of them take vows of poverty.

There’s monks in India that live in the elements totally on alms but most monks live in a monastery where they get three hots and a cot.

The people who constantly ask me for discounts will be the same people to say "Oh man, I wish they were still around." if I eventually go out of business.

One for the money
Two for the money
Three for the money
Now go, cat, go

Tell them they can get disdick.

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