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Old 08-20-2020, 04:25 PM   #71301 (permalink)
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I feel like Elph is one step away from changing his username to VagAppreciator69_xxx
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 08-20-2020, 04:48 PM   #71302 (permalink)
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Textbook fuckboi ish. The two of you are quite the pair.

Men are the worst.
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Old 08-20-2020, 04:52 PM   #71303 (permalink)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aileen_Wuornos
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-20-2020, 05:23 PM   #71304 (permalink)
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Textbook fuckboi ish. The two of you are quite the pair.

Men are the wurst.
You meant this I think.
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Old 08-20-2020, 06:00 PM   #71305 (permalink)
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no woman has ever slept with me and then decided they didn't want another go

take that one to the bank
The sperm bank?
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Old 08-20-2020, 06:50 PM   #71306 (permalink)
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Wow, the more I read about this woman, the more I think she was a real jerk.
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Old 08-20-2020, 06:58 PM   #71307 (permalink)
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Wow, the more I read about this woman, the more I think she was a real jerk.
I don't like it, just doesn't hit the same.

Could say the same about Aileen I suppose.
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Old 08-20-2020, 07:02 PM   #71308 (permalink)
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It was just too much set up. The whole point of the joke is that the set up is a whole bunch of listing Holocaust level terrible things and then super quickly pulling the rug out from under you as if your uncle is just making an off the cuff declaration.
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Old 08-20-2020, 07:04 PM   #71309 (permalink)
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As only Norm can do
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Old 08-20-2020, 07:12 PM   #71310 (permalink)
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I've literally never come across a comedian for whom explaining the joke ruins the joke like Norm MacDonald. The man's a centipede.
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