Mine are gross, so I just pretend I'm also having sex by rhythmically banging my wall and shrieking like a man/woman.

Do you drill a hole or what?

I Kyle it.

Speaking of elph's good decisions I just realized I never found out what happened to elph's car and those Halloween decorations he stole when he owned the mail. Did he just straight up abandon it -- filled with purloined Halloween decorations -- in a ditch like I kind of remember?

Left it in the cop car I think

Did you only retrieve your guitar or your car as well? What happened to the Halloween decorations?

You trashed the car so much you didn't want it anymore? Do tell.

There’s are only two kinds of cars: Those that run and those that don’t.

Terrible decision

This is how you know it's a good idea.