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Old 12-04-2020, 09:39 PM   #71121 (permalink)
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I hear a guillotine
Probably a mouse trap. Sorry.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 12-05-2020, 03:39 AM   #71122 (permalink)
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"How'd you lose your fingers?"

"I was listening to Joe Rogans podcast and his stance on possible alien prostitution and the effect it has on homosexual kangaroo marriage in Cucamonga had me so triggered that I jammed my hand into the carton sealer."

Definitely call OSHA and have them eradicate that ****.
why am I not surprised there's at least one nerd that came to the defense of OSHA and their safety glasses and anti fun ordinances

What can I say? I'm out here living dangerous. Listening to cumtown while stacking boxes....cuz I can.
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Old 12-05-2020, 06:59 AM   #71123 (permalink)
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why am I not surprised there's at least one nerd that came to the defense of OSHA and their safety glasses and anti fun ordinances

What can I say? I'm out here living dangerous. Listening to cumtown while stacking boxes....cuz I can.
Stickin it to the man.

I'm more of a dork though.
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Old 12-05-2020, 09:10 AM   #71124 (permalink)
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Thats awesome


Congrats! I wish a couple of people in my family would stop.

I vaped for a year and 1/2 and when I stopped... WOW!

The anxiety was intense
Thanks mang. This is the 2nd time quitting in my 30+ year career.
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Old 12-05-2020, 11:24 AM   #71125 (permalink)
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Yeah congrats. I really need to quit.
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Old 12-05-2020, 11:41 AM   #71126 (permalink)
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Lol I picked it up again since living back at my mom's. But I'm so good at quitting, I've done it a bunch of times.
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Old 12-05-2020, 11:57 AM   #71127 (permalink)
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Lol I picked it up again since living back at my mom's. But I'm so good at quitting, I've done it a bunch of times.
we do not wish to hear about your sex life thank you very much...
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Old 12-05-2020, 12:05 PM   #71128 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2020, 12:14 PM   #71129 (permalink)
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