Well then **** brother, you've got it made. Don't listen to me, keep doing your thing. (And I didn't realize pussy was a non-censored word). If she likes The Cure, I guarantee she'll like The Smiths. What's her favorite Cure album? Or song? And don't tell me it's "Friday, I'm In Love" or I'll declare her to be a basic bitch.

Oh, btw, I know you're typically liberal in your political leanings. If she is as well, make her listen to this:

Elphenor and Anteater are fraternal twins in their mid-20s :eek:.

Pre​-​Medieval Metrics on loop is my go to fucktune.

Y'know, Frown - as I've said before - I normally trust you unconditionally. But I'm not sure if I'm buying this one.

We're not your therapists elph (though for the right price, I'm willing to be).

It's all a matter of what you expect out of the relationship, and what she expects. If she's expecting marriage and children, and she's made you aware of this, then you should tread carefully if you don't desiire that.

If you know her desires and said desires don't match up with yours in the long term, then I'd break it off. You don't want to lead her on. If all she's looking for is a good time, and she's having fun with you, then there's nothing wrong with it at all.

Can we change your username to RL Simp?

It's true though. All out minds were blown when we found out how young Ant was.
And he really does kinda look like elph.
It's hilarious.

Nah he was right to doubt me. Anteater and elphenor are actually identical twins.

Both evil.

elph

Obviously splitting rent with someone you like to **** is a million times better than sharing space with a bunch of uptight squares

What kind of people complain to the manager that you’re getting a piece of ass?

That would be entirely unthinkable in my young group living days. I mean holy **** what a bunch of jelly unfun puritanical anti living ****ing life *******s.

Who cares? Is she a woman or a newspaper?


Hysterical much?

**** no. You enjoy a woman’s company. You ****. That’s called living life. It might go right it might go wrong.

You don’t have to share everything. She can like her music and you yours. She can have her politics and you yours. Just enjoy what you enjoy and give space elsewhere. People are individuals. A couple doesn’t need to be lockstep in everything. Just enjoy your life.

It might last it might not. That’s true for every relationship. A woman could love The Fall and be an anarcho syndicalist but you could end up hating the sound of her voice, her mannerisms, the way she gives head - maybe she likes ****ty tv and doesn’t care about music or whatever- so what? It’s about intangibles.

whats a simp ???

OH for all females especially of the teenager variety.