Who ****ing cares?

Did you get bored enough to raid the beer section at work?

I own tha beer!

I like Elph better with a punk rock mouse side kick than Elph stealing mail and Halloween decorations.

It sounds like a comic or something. The incredible story of Elph and his punk rock mouse. I dig it

But the mouse is just the personification of elph's erectile dysfunction.

So the mouse is more human than elph’s penis?

:love::love::love:

**** your literary pedantry. You read books but are still stupid.