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Old 07-25-2020, 03:01 PM   #71021 (permalink)
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if your friend does get away you better be ready to either snitch or get charged
I’d be snitching as fast as I could get the words out of my mouth.
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Old 07-25-2020, 03:01 PM   #71022 (permalink)
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Thing about jumping out and then cooperating is if your friend does get away you better be ready to either snitch or get charged. I would probably just ride it out and pray for a good story with no injuries to myself.
True. I change my stance. Elph is still an idiot.

Oh and if we get away I am beating THE FUCK out of my friend.
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Old 07-25-2020, 03:08 PM   #71023 (permalink)
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He's white though. I've been dropped off under similar circumstances and was ignored.
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Old 07-25-2020, 03:18 PM   #71024 (permalink)
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the way he dipped the cop was to take an abrupt wicked left (spilling my beer) across an intersection then floor it down residential alleys

if I get asked questions I'll tell them the straight truth that I bailed because I thought he was gonna crash that bitch
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Old 07-25-2020, 03:33 PM   #71025 (permalink)
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He's white though. I've been dropped off under similar circumstances and was ignored.
Yea true, I mean I've gotten off on tons of **** too including DUIs. That's just a roll of the dice though. Thankfully the dice are also white.

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the way he dipped the cop was to take an abrupt wicked left (spilling my beer) across an intersection then floor it down residential alleys

if I get asked questions I'll tell them the straight truth that I bailed because I thought he was gonna crash that bitch
if you were drinking you had a better reason to run.

And they're not gonna be asking you questions at this point. As for your friend... they very likely got his tags if they already had their lights on when he ran.

Either way you got a fun story with no consequences other than spilled beer.
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Old 07-25-2020, 03:39 PM   #71026 (permalink)
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Elph: I RESPECT WAHMEN **** INCELS AMIRIGHT
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then earlier this week I'm hanging with the band boyz No Girls Allowed style
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Old 07-25-2020, 03:44 PM   #71027 (permalink)
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Hanging out exclusively with boys is a time honored tradition that goes all the way back to ancient Greece.
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Old 07-25-2020, 03:47 PM   #71028 (permalink)
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thanks I needed a laugh to recover from the UltraCringe attack I was having from Elph and Hawk's attempts to out-incel (outcel? excel? there's an opportunity for a pun in here somewhere) each other
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Old 07-25-2020, 03:51 PM   #71029 (permalink)
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