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Marie Monday 06-26-2020 02:46 PM

Well I'm all too familiar with the fantasy of turning straight people, but that's all it is in my case: a fantasy that I don't take seriously. Is it that they really expect it will work?

jwb 06-26-2020 02:53 PM

Not just expect. It works. A lot of straight guys apparently aren't exactly straight. That's why I put it in quotations.

Marie Monday 06-26-2020 03:01 PM

Really? That's amazing. I shouldn't be surprised really, virtually nobody is 100% straight or gay of course, but I thought queerness in guys was usually so suppressed that they would never act on it

Edit: I just realised that the obvious reason I've never understood gay people trying to hit on straight people is because of my experience of straight guys trying to hit on me even when I've said I'm gay. It rarely happens luckily, but god is it annoying

The Batlord 06-26-2020 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2124164)
I believe his exact words were "how about you two come over my place and I'll suck one of your c*cks while the other f*cks me in the ass".

I paraphrased.

Sounds like a good deal to me tbh.

Norg 06-26-2020 08:22 PM

well bars closed cant get drunk now …...

only exictiment now is walking wal mart and running about 5 miles

OccultHawk 06-26-2020 09:28 PM

We really should’ve gone full fascist with it at the get go

I really doubt the police would’ve had to kill 120,000 people

Pretty simple trolley problem really

grindy 06-26-2020 11:59 PM

Where is the daily elph drama update?
I have the right to be entertained, goddammit.

OccultHawk 06-27-2020 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 2124197)
Where is the daily elph drama update?
I have the right to be entertained, goddammit.

I know. His storylines are the best.

Psy-Fi 06-27-2020 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2124160)
A gay fifty year old man named Steven once asked my friend and I to come home with him and give him the ol' "Eiffel Tower". We politely declined and he stayed and got drunk with us. He was most likely just hangin' around to see if us being drunk would change our minds. Once he felt that train left the station, he moved on to better prospects. I hope he got his wish. This was in San Francisco.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2124164)
I believe his exact words were "how about you two come over my place and I'll suck one of your c*cks while the other f*cks me in the ass".

I paraphrased.

I've heard that referred to as a "Spit-Roast."

Does it become the "Eiffel Tower" if the two people on each end lean in and french kiss during the act? :pimp:

Frownland 06-27-2020 07:06 AM

Nah you do a double high five and hold for balance.


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