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Old 06-26-2020, 11:36 AM   #70831 (permalink)
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That qualifies as a good date in the Hawkbook.
Good? That’s fantastic!
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Old 06-26-2020, 11:40 AM   #70832 (permalink)
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Good? That’s fantastic!
Don't let them know that. Pretend it's actually a great burden and you might be able to drive that price up.
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Old 06-26-2020, 11:45 AM   #70833 (permalink)
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Don't let them know that. Pretend it's actually a great burden and you might be able to drive that price up.
I actually said no cause I was creeped out. Then like a year later I let a guy blow me for $160. Pretended to be straight like you say. Makes it more of a conquest I guess.
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Old 06-26-2020, 11:57 AM   #70834 (permalink)
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I had to look that up, do you mean this one?
“Yes, my consuming desire is to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, barroom regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all this is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always supposedly in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yes, God, I want to talk to everybody as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night...”
I should get into Sylvia Plath more, I've only read a few of her poems but they mean a lot to me and I think of them very often. I want to recite Daddy for the voice thread once the next rainy day comes around
Yes, that's the one! (And you should definitely recite Daddy.)
In the past I'd often go for long walks at night anyway despite my fears and I'd always get propositioned at some point, or followed by some leering man in a pickup truck with a snaggletooth (pretty much always someone who looked like they jumped out of a david lynch film)-- always something.
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Old 06-26-2020, 03:11 PM   #70835 (permalink)
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I bet ya'll were never propositioned to give head to a fat dude on a scooter outside a gas station. I sure as **** have. I was also 16 at the time too.
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Old 06-26-2020, 03:14 PM   #70836 (permalink)
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A gay fifty year old man named Steven once asked my friend and I to come home with him and give him the ol' "Eiffel Tower". We politely declined and he stayed and got drunk with us. He was most likely just hangin' around to see if us being drunk would change our minds. Once he felt that train left the station, he moved on to better prospects. I hope he got his wish. This was in San Francisco.
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Old 06-26-2020, 03:21 PM   #70837 (permalink)
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This was in San Francisco.
Then wouldn't it have been more appropriate to ask for the ol' Transamerica Pyramid?
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Old 06-26-2020, 03:33 PM   #70838 (permalink)
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Then wouldn't it have been more appropriate to ask for the ol' Transamerica Pyramid?
I believe his exact words were "how about you two come over my place and I'll suck one of your c*cks while the other f*cks me in the ass".

I paraphrased.
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Old 06-26-2020, 03:35 PM   #70839 (permalink)
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I have a friend who for some reason is a magnet for gay men and they always insist on buying him drinks even though he's honest about being straight. Sometimes they buy me drinks too because my friend and I are kind of symbiotic in public so they just kind of accept me as part of the bargain, it's great.
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Old 06-26-2020, 03:43 PM   #70840 (permalink)
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My friend who is gay always targeted "straight"guys. It's not at all a deterrent lol if anything it's just bonus points.
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