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06-26-2020, 11:36 AM | #70831 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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Good? That’s fantastic!
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06-26-2020, 11:40 AM | #70832 (permalink) | |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 4,978
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Don't let them know that. Pretend it's actually a great burden and you might be able to drive that price up.
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06-26-2020, 11:57 AM | #70834 (permalink) | |
god's favorite clown
Join Date: Oct 2019
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In the past I'd often go for long walks at night anyway despite my fears and I'd always get propositioned at some point, or followed by some leering man in a pickup truck with a snaggletooth (pretty much always someone who looked like they jumped out of a david lynch film)-- always something.
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06-26-2020, 03:11 PM | #70835 (permalink) |
Forever Electro
Join Date: Sep 2019
Posts: 511
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I bet ya'll were never propositioned to give head to a fat dude on a scooter outside a gas station. I sure as **** have. I was also 16 at the time too.
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06-26-2020, 03:14 PM | #70836 (permalink) |
All day jazz and biscuits
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: NJ
Posts: 7,354
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A gay fifty year old man named Steven once asked my friend and I to come home with him and give him the ol' "Eiffel Tower". We politely declined and he stayed and got drunk with us. He was most likely just hangin' around to see if us being drunk would change our minds. Once he felt that train left the station, he moved on to better prospects. I hope he got his wish. This was in San Francisco.
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06-26-2020, 03:21 PM | #70837 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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Then wouldn't it have been more appropriate to ask for the ol' Transamerica Pyramid?
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06-26-2020, 03:33 PM | #70838 (permalink) | |
All day jazz and biscuits
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Location: NJ
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06-26-2020, 03:35 PM | #70839 (permalink) | ||
the bantering battleaxe
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Cute Post Malone's mom
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I have a friend who for some reason is a magnet for gay men and they always insist on buying him drinks even though he's honest about being straight. Sometimes they buy me drinks too because my friend and I are kind of symbiotic in public so they just kind of accept me as part of the bargain, it's great.
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