So what’s your point?

Maybe stop panting.

I think elph owes it to me to do these things correctly.

I've seen worse.

Me too. He’s probably having make up sex right now.

My friend's wife told me she isn't getting ****ed right while he was sitting right next to her for absolutely no reason.

Imagine moving all the way to America to marry somebody just to find out that they are a pathologically lying borderline sociopath retard that can't even **** you right.

fuggin wut

Did your ding dong vibrate a little when she said that?

Hmm.

No. I don't want to **** his wife. But I know people that do.