I know I'm sorry for grouping you in with the likes of Marie ;)
Class muddles it all up and I agree with you, but I think I think my list is pretty spot on.

Nah you overate having a dick

I mean it's fun don't get me wrong but give the money tbh

Why do you infer the entire box was eaten in one sitting? Sounds like #JustFatlordThings.

BTW @nike
I completely misread the whole "where I live" = Malaysia post, you were still in Croatia in my mind. I thought you were straw-manning, not speaking to your actual experience so I sincerely and genuinely apologize for being an *******.

I still say stay away from Malaysia though, and that's good advice for anyone. Several years ago a friend of mine was living there teaching English and he ended up murdered in a Malaysian prison after being arrested for suspected marijuana use. They found one joint in his house, about half a gram worth of weed. RIP Kurt.

Does the word victim have a new internet meaning or something?

I'm ranking based on societal benefits and access to necessities, but also based on who is most likely to be given the benefit of the doubt, or assumed authority in any situation.

Probably, language is alive and fluid bruh

Unless this is a joke can you define victim and oppressed because I’m thinking if you’re a victim you’re oppressed. Or is this just a troll about ranking groups of people?

Oh come on be honest, you were preparing for winter weren't you?

This was in high school when I was all fit
I coulda snapped you like a twig

that's vague

I'm just saying rich bitches have it better