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ProggyMan · 02-22-2008, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

Strange occurrence at work today.
During a lull at work (ciggy break) I went outside as usual, then out of the corner of my eye I spotted the City fan from the next building along.
I tried desperately to conceal myself in the doorway...too late, he already saw me.
I managed a weak smile then reached for my cigarettes, but he beat me to it and offered me one of his.
I took it suspiciously, not my usual brand, but beggars can't be choosers. He offered me a light which I accepted without taking my eyes off him for a second and inhaled the first drag with narrowed eyes.
We spent the next 10 minutes nodding and smiling politely.
Finishing my cig and flicking it as far as I could, I turned neatly on my heels. "Cheers" I said, then muttered within earshot, "yer blue nosed twat" as I walked back through the doorway.
"No problem....yer red piece of shite", replied the City fan through gritted teeth.

Hostilities resumed...order restored.

right-track · 02-22-2008, 06:28 PM

Very nice Proggy.
Maybe you'd like to see a photo of your brain exposed through a shattered skull...

...it can be arranged.

cardboard adolescent · 02-22-2008, 09:42 PM

quick, SCAN HIM!!!

ProggyMan · 02-22-2008, 09:47 PM

Cigs is bad son.

Halfa · 02-22-2008, 10:28 PM

i just had 2 mandatory assemblies in school by the national guard against cigs and drugs!

"DONT SMOKE OR DO DRUGS! JOIN THE ARMY"

Sarahahaha · 02-24-2008, 12:00 AM

I went to traffic school form 8am-3pm to get this point of my record.
traffic school makes hell look like heaven. Oh god the horror!

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 02-24-2008, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProggyMan

Cigs is bad son.

hey thanks we didnt know already

Lizzie · 02-24-2008, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

Strange occurrence at work today.
During a lull at work (ciggy break) I went outside as usual, then out of the corner of my eye I spotted the City fan from the next building along.
I tried desperately to conceal myself in the doorway...too late, he already saw me.
I managed a weak smile then reached for my cigarettes, but he beat me to it and offered me one of his.
I took it suspiciously, not my usual brand, but beggars can't be choosers. He offered me a light which I accepted without taking my eyes off him for a second and inhaled the first drag with narrowed eyes.
We spent the next 10 minutes nodding and smiling politely.
Finishing my cig and flicking it as far as I could, I turned neatly on my heels. "Cheers" I said, then muttered within earshot, "yer blue nosed twat" as I walked back through the doorway.
"No problem....yer red piece of shite", replied the City fan through gritted teeth.
Hostilities resumed...order restored.

I'm just picturing that happening....

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProggyMan

Cigs are bad son.

Yes, but that doesn't matter, because they are just too lovely

I've spent the week in a wonderland,
devoid of cable or internet connection...
'Twas very pleasant and peacful

~~Farfisa~~ · 02-25-2008, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfa

i just had 2 mandatory assemblies in school by the national guard against cigs and drugs!

"DONT SMOKE OR DO DRUGS! JOIN THE ARMY"

psshh like i'll die in the ****ing army.....as if *goes and gets his pipe ready*

~~<3_BEAUTIFUL_HELL_FAIRY_<3~~ · 02-25-2008, 10:08 AM

I feel like I am going to throw up every where...... I didn't get as much slepp as i wanted I forgot to grab something from at home, and besides the fact that i fell a little ****tttyyy...I have a new nickname...its Alzein.....(but I am sure none of you really could care less but I just thought I would let you know)

02-22-2008, 10:28 PM	#7045 (permalink)
Halfa Allman Brothers Obsessor Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: The Whipping Post Posts: 260	i just had 2 mandatory assemblies in school by the national guard against cigs and drugs! "DONT SMOKE OR DO DRUGS! JOIN THE ARMY" __________________ Check it out: www.myspace.com/sdotldotidotpdot Watch your step.

02-24-2008, 12:00 AM	#7046 (permalink)
Sarahahaha Groupie Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Californiaaaa Posts: 4	I went to traffic school form 8am-3pm to get this point of my record. traffic school makes hell look like heaven. Oh god the horror! __________________ I like to mentally imagine the cities I've been to in my mind and pretend i am flying over them as if my arms were kites.

02-22-2008, 06:28 PM	#7042 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Very nice Proggy. Maybe you'd like to see a photo of your brain exposed through a shattered skull... ...it can be arranged.

02-22-2008, 09:42 PM	#7043 (permalink)
cardboard adolescent ;) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: CA Posts: 3,503	quick, SCAN HIM!!!

02-22-2008, 09:47 PM	#7044 (permalink)
ProggyMan Reformed Jackass Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,964	Cigs is bad son.

02-25-2008, 10:08 AM	#7050 (permalink)
~~<3_BEAUTIFUL_HELL_FAIRY_<3~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: How does Bum ****ing nowhere sound? Posts: 203	I feel like I am going to throw up every where...... I didn't get as much slepp as i wanted I forgot to grab something from at home, and besides the fact that i fell a little ****tttyyy...I have a new nickname...its Alzein.....(but I am sure none of you really could care less but I just thought I would let you know)