You never know, it might make the difference
I sound like an over-concerned parent lol

I wear safety goggles and look real cool.

Seriously though, I've been bear sprayed. Believe it or not it kind of sucks.

I'm a retard piece of ****, I missed it. I thought it started at 11 but it started at 6 and ended st 11. Plenty more will happen, I'll be better at keeping up.

You might want a helmet to go along with those goggles.

Just feeling old and tired today.

It's a beautiful day outside though. I might go chase some plastic.

Some days are best to just sit out in the yard and watch the trees tbh.

Probably, but you know I'll get bored and start throwing things, and then they'll laugh and laugh and laugh as they jump in my way and I hit their tiniest of little branches.

I'm in the office one day a week now and I took a walk with my coworker on a break and now I regret it because it's really hot and i started sweating immediately and my white ass face gets all flushed and it won't go away and now I look sunburnt and somehow even whiter *grump*

TFW a desk jockey complains about sweating at work.

I've sweated through every job I've had. I think you forget that I too have a long history in food service.