Dunno wtf you're on about lol

I'll bet you don't.

You also have zero experience being poor.

But I have plenty of experience with conservatism.

Hopefully my boss took the hint not to schedule me at 5am after I strolled into work three hours late.

Jesus Christ, who the hell eats at Burger King that early?

Are the rocks you mention in your username the ones you live under?

I call it my home, thank you very much.

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To answer your question, a lot of people who start work very early, like road workers, store stockers, police, ect...get a breakfast sandwich and a coffee.

I'm lucky to pull myself out of bed by 8am. Sometimes I wait til 9. Getting up at 5am (or earlier) sounds like a special kind of hell to me. I set up multiple alarms, I've got maybe 10 going on a usual work night, in some vain attempt to motivate myself through irritants, but I always just hit the snooze button until the alarms finally exhaust themselves. Peace at last.