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Old 08-30-2020, 12:18 PM   #70081 (permalink)
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My day is going great. Finished the book I started earlier today. Had like 10 cups of tea. Took another shower. Wanted to text someone the poems I read today but then remembered that all my friends think English poetry is lame so didn't do that as I do not need more people thinking that I'm lame
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Old 08-30-2020, 12:56 PM   #70082 (permalink)
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I pulled a muscle in my leg recently breaking in a new toy lol
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My day is going great. Finished the book I started earlier today. Had like 10 cups of tea. Took another shower. Wanted to text someone the poems I read today but then remembered that all my friends think English poetry is lame so didn't do that as I do not need more people thinking that I'm lame
Those people are lame themselves, spam them with poetry
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 08-30-2020, 01:47 PM   #70083 (permalink)
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That reminds me. Sorry you never got to peg Chad.
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Does this mean you traded in your boyfriend for a sex toy?
Indeed - in fact the purchasing of the sex toy was the catalyst for our breakup. ****ing men and their insecurities The bf before last I traded in for a dog, I think with the next one I'll aim for a car, or a house.
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Old 08-30-2020, 01:59 PM   #70084 (permalink)
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amazing, there's a lot more truth in my joke than I expected then
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Old 08-30-2020, 02:18 PM   #70085 (permalink)
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I expect you'll trade your next one in for a cat.
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Old 08-30-2020, 02:22 PM   #70086 (permalink)
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that would also be an excellent deal tho
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Old 08-30-2020, 02:41 PM   #70087 (permalink)
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that would also be an excellent deal tho
Cats can be needy bitches too though. My cat whines and moans every morning, like it's an emaciated holocaust victim, until I finally pull my ass out of bed to give him his wet food. He's a pain in my ass.
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Old 08-30-2020, 03:27 PM   #70088 (permalink)
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yes but unlike guys, cats have cuteness to compensate for being a pain in the ass
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Old 08-30-2020, 03:28 PM   #70089 (permalink)
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Start breeding mice and releasing them where you live so your cat will be able to get his own breakfast.
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