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Old 07-27-2020, 11:09 AM   #69831 (permalink)
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Either missionary or doggy.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 07-27-2020, 11:19 AM   #69832 (permalink)
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What position says "I'm 17 and he's 21 and we know enough about real life to decide we want a baby despite neither of us having jobs or finishing high school."
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Old 07-27-2020, 11:34 AM   #69833 (permalink)
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WWWP is pretty but should be cancelled (digital blackface)

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Old 07-27-2020, 03:26 PM   #69834 (permalink)
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What sexual position do you think your dad and mom were in when you were being created?
Spit roast.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-27-2020, 03:36 PM   #69835 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2020, 03:37 PM   #69836 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-27-2020, 03:39 PM   #69837 (permalink)
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Fine you're my mom then
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Old 07-27-2020, 03:45 PM   #69838 (permalink)
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Your pa melted the panties right off my cunt with his beautiful poetry.
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Old 07-27-2020, 04:11 PM   #69839 (permalink)
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Lmao. Stop it.

The person in my office I mentioned last week (we arent allowed to know who..) tested positive for covid. Had to be sent home from the office when people noticed their symptoms.... what dumb ass mother****er came to work sick? During a pandemic?? I work with some bright minds but god damnit people are stupid.
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Old 07-27-2020, 04:15 PM   #69840 (permalink)
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People here are getting written up for calling in sick. I know first hand someone that happened to last week.
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