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Old 05-05-2020, 12:56 PM   #69751 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-05-2020, 01:02 PM   #69752 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2020, 01:41 PM   #69753 (permalink)
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From the party that fake-worries incessantly about dead Democrats voting,
we get a $1200 check today made out to my dead mother-in-law -
even with the abbreviation "decd" after her name.
It's hap'nin all over:

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/mu...stimulus-check
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Old 05-05-2020, 01:53 PM   #69754 (permalink)
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From the party that fake-worries incessantly about dead Democrats voting,
we get a $1200 check today made out to my dead mother-in-law -
even with the abbreviation "decd" after her name.
Weird

Sorry about your mother in law even if it’s that really old news or whatever
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Old 05-05-2020, 02:12 PM   #69755 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2020, 02:15 PM   #69756 (permalink)
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He’ll probably get 1.5 Trump Checks before I get mine
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Old 05-05-2020, 02:15 PM   #69757 (permalink)
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Are you sure it's not just a big roach on a leash?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Are you sure it's not just a big roach on a leash?
You ain’t lyin those flyin German Nazis
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Old 05-05-2020, 02:29 PM   #69759 (permalink)
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Are you sure it's not just a big roach on a leash?
lemme go spray some raid on it and find out
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Old 05-05-2020, 02:30 PM   #69760 (permalink)
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You ain’t lyin those flyin German Nazis
You ain't lived till you've had a roach infestation and had to scan every square foot of any room you walked into to make sure they didn't surprise you and make you **** yourself.
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