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04-23-2020, 07:26 PM | #69652 (permalink) |
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04-23-2020, 07:27 PM | #69653 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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While the pandemic is still rockin you might want to avoid corpses as well
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04-23-2020, 07:30 PM | #69654 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Well then it's a good thing it was just a homeless guy and not someone who'd be missed.
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04-23-2020, 07:35 PM | #69655 (permalink) |
Forever Electro
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I got you on that, **** makes me paranoid when I have to. Last time I had to call 911 is when some poor dude was ODing on a bus stop bench, and everyone just kind of ignored him. Went to check on him before they arrived and he really did look and feel dead.
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04-23-2020, 08:45 PM | #69656 (permalink) | ||
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Only if he was one of those fake punks.
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04-23-2020, 10:27 PM | #69658 (permalink) |
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Maybe he hurt it when he was drunk and forgot
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04-24-2020, 03:23 AM | #69659 (permalink) | ||
Cuter Than Post Malone.
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I've also called because my bus driver had a heart attack. He collapsed and knocked himself out hitting his head on the seat and the only other person on the bus was mentally challenged so they just screamed "Help! Help!"
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04-24-2020, 12:12 PM | #69660 (permalink) |
Fck Ths Thngs
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****s awful.. i woke up one morning a few years back and could barely get out of bed. Screamed my way to the ER where they gave me a shot and i was out of work for 3 weeks. Have no idea how it happened. You dont realize how engaged your back is with the little stuff until you literally have to drool the toothpaste out of your mouth because you cant bend over enough to spit it out.
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