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Old 06-18-2020, 07:45 PM   #69291 (permalink)
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Put the shovel over it and then step on the shovel with your full weight. It should be more than enough to kill anything.
Jesus Christ

No. Just hit directly in the head with the shovel and put its corpse in a black garbage bag tie it up and throw it out.

All these ideas are just torturing it.

No poison. No plucking away with a pellet gun. No crushing.

Just kill it quickly and directly ffs
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Old 06-18-2020, 07:46 PM   #69292 (permalink)
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I don't use poison because it is unreliable, and I don't want half dead toxic rats running around where my dog plays. I feel like with a shovel I would **** it up more and still not kill it and then just puke and cry. And then what, I have to clean the shovel? In this economy? I hate it all.
Pour bleach on it and spray it off.
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Old 06-18-2020, 07:54 PM   #69293 (permalink)
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Pour bleach on it and spray it off.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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I'll bet it's still alive and she's bought a tank for it.
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same has usually im having trouble with the ladies tho

what are some tips to talk to them when u and her got a damm face mask on ..???? LOL
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Old 06-20-2020, 04:49 AM   #69298 (permalink)
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Last night, I went out to these Haunted House things, and kinda got set-up by my friend with this girl

we ended up making out big time

so advice: make friends
That’s HAWT

What does she look like?
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Last night, I went out to these Haunted House things, and kinda got set-up by my friend with this girl

we ended up making out big time

so advice: make friends
Make really sure she doesn't already have a boyfriend.
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