That's just asking for a hole in something, be it a wall, or your head.

That's what a safety is for. That and making a- nah this joke sucks.

Knives go under the pillow, gun goes in the drawer.

Amatures.

Maybe if you're a snowflake. Real Nam vets keep that **** ready for Charlie if he comes up through the floor.

Ouch.

LOL oof. I have no defence.

I can't believe no one else caught it

They're all clearly amature grammar nazis.

I thought it was meant to be "armatures."

I don't think people are mature here.

I make too many mistakes grammar wise to call someone else out tbh.