Storage, duh. Especially if one doesn't have much room to begin with (and I don't imagine elph does considering even his bedroom is shared with others, what a nightmare). And you could put snacks under there.

I imagine with Ralph's lifestyle that's just asking for roaches. If I hadn't been crept on by a black widow I wouldn't care about a bed frame either.

Lol Ralph

As a lifelong "mattress on floor" guy, getting used to a bed frame was the hardest part about moving in with my GF.

I was frameless for a few years myself, but somewhere down the line I found the strength to get one. It was tough going but I'm a better person for having gone through with it imho.

Every single stoners place I've ever been to has had a mattress on the floor. So, there's that.

Amatures.

Bet you couldn't get under a bed, fatty.

Pfft I was down there just the other day hiding from my dog. I got under just fine but my hair got stuck in a spring so I had to call for help and cut a chunk of hair off to get out. :(

You can also put a gun under your bed if you're super paranoid about being robbed. The possibilities are endless.

That's what a pillow is for. That and making a fifi.