Your Day

~~jwb~~ · 04-09-2020, 11:59 AM

Yeah I'm sure they spot me at the back of the line and that's why it takes all day to get a damn ID

And I agree it's true of the 1% of DMV workers who are by some bizarre set of circumstances not sassy fat black broads

**Frownland** · 04-09-2020, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb

Yeah I'm sure they spot me at the back of the line and that's why it takes all day to get a damn ID

They absolutely do.

~~jwb~~ · 04-09-2020, 12:06 PM

I guess I'll just take consolation in the idea that the rest of the line is collateral damage for my racism then.

The Batlord · 04-09-2020, 12:23 PM

Wear black face so they'll think you're one of them.

~~jwb~~ · 04-09-2020, 12:27 PM

I'll just announce when I walk in the door that I prefer black people to serve me because I know they "get it." I'm sure they'll appreciate that.

rostasi · 04-11-2020, 10:51 AM

I’ve been watching this barred owl in her owl box for the past 5 weeks or so. I’ve seen all kinds of food come thru, both day and night, and various kinds of weather. One night this week was especially harrowing as she was being pelted by hail during a storm that came thru. I trade off between the interior and exterior views to watch both her and her mate’s comings and goings.

Anyway, at about 1AM (Central), she left her box and revealed that one of the eggs started to pop its top - little bits of shell were rising up as the newborn tried getting out. You’ll see this beginning after about a minute into the following video. Also, if you turn up your volume, you’ll hear the owlet inside the egg make some high-pitched chirps and click sounds.

Owl egg at the top

The next video begins with the owl leaving the nest again and you'll see the newborn owlet struggling - still with bits of shell attached. This was at about 3:30 Central Time this morning. Remember: turn up the volume. You’ll hear, not only the owlet making sounds, but the owls in the distance. Maybe they’re celebrating?

Owlet

Plankton · 04-11-2020, 02:01 PM

Pretty cool, rost.

My day - The GF comes out of the bathroom singing a song about a turd that wouldn't flush, as I retort: "That's the kinda Turd you want on yer side. He's a fighter!" as well as "You can't spell Saturday without Turd". Yep. It's the little moments like that that make this world a magical place.

Mindy · 04-11-2020, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

last essay of the semester will be on emotional intelligence ....

Couldnt even make it to 2 pages

I still think I did well on it.

OccultHawk · 04-11-2020, 09:35 PM

Nobody ever texts me first.

OccultHawk · 04-11-2020, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

new roomate is this older lady that reminds me of why Kill All Hippies should be national policy

she seemed all good until she started in with 5G causes Coronavirus Bill Gates wants to force vaccination

Choke her out.

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~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	Yeah I'm sure they spot me at the back of the line and that's why it takes all day to get a damn ID And I agree it's true of the 1% of DMV workers who are by some bizarre set of circumstances not sassy fat black broads

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~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	I guess I'll just take consolation in the idea that the rest of the line is collateral damage for my racism then.

04-09-2020, 12:27 PM	#69245 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	I'll just announce when I walk in the door that I prefer black people to serve me because I know they "get it." I'm sure they'll appreciate that.

04-11-2020, 10:51 AM	#69246 (permalink)
rostasi . Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 4,007	I’ve been watching this barred owl in her owl box for the past 5 weeks or so. I’ve seen all kinds of food come thru, both day and night, and various kinds of weather. One night this week was especially harrowing as she was being pelted by hail during a storm that came thru. I trade off between the interior and exterior views to watch both her and her mate’s comings and goings. Anyway, at about 1AM (Central), she left her box and revealed that one of the eggs started to pop its top - little bits of shell were rising up as the newborn tried getting out. You’ll see this beginning after about a minute into the following video. Also, if you turn up your volume, you’ll hear the owlet inside the egg make some high-pitched chirps and click sounds. Owl egg at the top The next video begins with the owl leaving the nest again and you'll see the newborn owlet struggling - still with bits of shell attached. This was at about 3:30 Central Time this morning. Remember: turn up the volume. You’ll hear, not only the owlet making sounds, but the owls in the distance. Maybe they’re celebrating? Owlet