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The Batlord · 03-21-2020, 01:30 PM

Yeah I've become super paranoid about scaring the **** out of everyone around me with that ****. I'll spit in front of kids and their parents no problem but coughing in public seems rude now.

Mindy · 03-22-2020, 07:36 AM

someone still owe me 12 drinks...

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OccultHawk · 03-26-2020, 02:13 AM

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Do you like Duran Duran?

~~jwb~~ · 03-26-2020, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

so we've had this new roomate for a month, and he's...on the spectrum I think

he looks like he's either in his 20s or 45 who knows

he shouts and whispers to himself when you're not in the same room as him

he takes baths that flood the bathroom and slaps the absolute **** out of himself to where you can hear it downstairs (not a euphemism)

he has very little social awareness and will walk out in his boxers into the common area where women hang too

and much more! I'm not trying to make fun of a possibly disabled person but it's quite the situation

I had a roommate in the program named Ernest who was from the Virgin islands or something and he wasn't right in the head. Would call everyone boss.

I would wake up to him jacking off and be like wtf Ernest and he'd be like "I'm not doing nothing boss."

He would always take a **** butt naked with the lights off. Got fired from the animal shelter cause he was in the women's room butt naked with the lights off and the door unlocked, taking a ****. One of the women walked in on him.

The Batlord · 03-26-2020, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

he has very little social awareness and will walk out in his boxers into the common area where women hang too

When he does that and you're out there don't say anything just strip down to your boxers too.

Plankton · 03-26-2020, 08:21 AM

Hell yeah. I'm down right now.

**Frownland** · 03-26-2020, 03:32 PM

Those are the worst. I had one who would write the notes when he was really mad which would cause him to include a lot of mistakes in the note, so I would correct his spelling and grammar then return the note with a grade. He stopped leaving me notes and began speaking to me with his words like a big boy, but he gave the other roommates hell still.

The Batlord · 03-26-2020, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Those are the worst. I had one who would write the notes when he was really mad which would cause him to include a lot of mistakes in the note, so I would correct his spelling and grammar then return the note with a grade. He stopped leaving me notes and began speaking to me with his words like a big boy, but he gave the other roommates hell still.

Yeah so many people cave to passive aggressive nagging just to keep the peace but my approaches are A.) ignore and don't change my behavior until the person flips their **** and we have a fun blowout, B.) troll until they flip their **** and we have a fun blowout, C.) be a pissy prick until they flip their **** and we have a fun blowout, D.) all of the above. Some might call this pointless and counter productive but those people get the D.)

WWWP · 03-26-2020, 04:01 PM

i am of the opinion that if, for example, your roommate doesn't like that you leave your shoes by the door oh well that's their problem. if it bothers them so much then they should be the one to move them.

The Batlord · 03-26-2020, 04:25 PM

Is he felching her?

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