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Old 03-10-2020, 09:11 AM   #68961 (permalink)
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Shot some possums rummaging through my trash. Varmints.
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Old 03-10-2020, 12:33 PM   #68962 (permalink)
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I don't think I've ever seen one that was alive. They're always flattened out in the middle of the road when I see them.
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Old 03-10-2020, 12:58 PM   #68963 (permalink)
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they should breed them and release in the woods here in lyme,ct (named after lyme disease) wonder if they'd eat ticks up so humans could safely hike in the trails
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Old 03-10-2020, 01:48 PM   #68964 (permalink)
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I guess we know Ant lives in the boonies or else the cops would have returned the favor.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-10-2020, 02:26 PM   #68965 (permalink)
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I'm gonna go step on some ants and brag about it.
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Old 03-10-2020, 02:28 PM   #68966 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-10-2020, 02:29 PM   #68967 (permalink)
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Old 03-10-2020, 02:35 PM   #68968 (permalink)
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Old 03-10-2020, 06:15 PM   #68969 (permalink)
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I support this. They are wonderful creatures.
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Old 03-10-2020, 06:17 PM   #68970 (permalink)
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I love possums. We've had cats that live outdoors in multiple houses and at some point in each of them have had possums show up to eat their food at night and gotten to see their adorable little fatasses stealing. Have also marveled at the raccoons my neighbors feed who form an orderly line while marching across my backyard to their feeding grounds.
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