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03-03-2020, 03:25 PM | #68921 (permalink) | |||
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And of course the self-isolating because of the anxiety of leaving the house is also very familiar. It sucks
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03-03-2020, 03:32 PM | #68923 (permalink) | |
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It extra sucks cause tbh as much as self-isolating turns me into a lonely nutjob who loses touch with how actual humans think I don't really get that much fulfillment out of all this social interaction I'm getting so I feel like I'm just sort of breaking even as far as mental health goes.
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03-03-2020, 03:33 PM | #68924 (permalink) | |
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Yay I can call you autistic now!!!!
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03-03-2020, 04:53 PM | #68925 (permalink) | ||
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I was thinking of an incident a few years ago where a woman had her face torn off after the chimp killed her best friend (the owner).
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03-03-2020, 05:03 PM | #68926 (permalink) |
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She was on Oprah. Another dude lost his testicles in showdown with a chimp in whatever you call those fancy zoos. The chimp pulled his pants down, gripped his scrotum, and yanked it off complete with contents. I can’t say for sure what he was thinking but that’s a tough situation for even the most optimistic fellow to find a silver lining in.
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03-03-2020, 05:40 PM | #68928 (permalink) |
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03-03-2020, 05:41 PM | #68929 (permalink) | |
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They feast on their children. Chimps are some terrifying evil ****s. I don't even know who wins the evil championship between them and us.
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03-03-2020, 05:43 PM | #68930 (permalink) |
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“Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield that the monkeys chewed most of Davis' face off and that he would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose. Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian that the chimps also tore off Davis' testicles and foot.”
-The News
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