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Old 03-03-2020, 02:00 PM   #68911 (permalink)
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my roomates jab at me a bit for this, but if I'm sober I find eye contact unbearably intense and awkward

I generally stare off into the distance while socializing

one of those things that I've never grown out of, I've simply adapted around it
I thought your room mates jabbed you for being a communist?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-03-2020, 02:05 PM   #68912 (permalink)
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That was his black confederate roommate in San Antonio.
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Old 03-03-2020, 03:00 PM   #68913 (permalink)
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Man if I've been self-isolating at home for long enough just making eye contact in public is torture.
making eye contact is a sign of disrespect
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Old 03-03-2020, 03:08 PM   #68914 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2020, 03:11 PM   #68915 (permalink)
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No need to make it racial.
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Old 03-03-2020, 03:13 PM   #68916 (permalink)
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Black people make eye contact or else head nodding would look like they just saw Superman.
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Old 03-03-2020, 03:16 PM   #68918 (permalink)
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I sincerely hope his face gets eaten.
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Old 03-03-2020, 03:20 PM   #68919 (permalink)
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My best friend's uncle just got a pet chimpanzee. That's not gonna end well.
Well I'll be an uncle's monkey.
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Old 03-03-2020, 03:22 PM   #68920 (permalink)
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