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Old 02-18-2020, 10:22 AM   #68761 (permalink)
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Have a diabetic co-worker that's annoying enough to make me hope he loses a toe.
Damn, he's in the hospital today cause his ankle is swollen. Starting to think prayer does work.
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Old 02-18-2020, 10:32 AM   #68762 (permalink)
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Lmao
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Old 02-18-2020, 01:19 PM   #68763 (permalink)
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Follow up with some positive vibes.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-19-2020, 05:17 AM   #68764 (permalink)
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It keeps changing. Swipe insert wait pull out quickly (not your favorite I know) hand it to the person do it yourself
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Old 02-19-2020, 06:56 AM   #68765 (permalink)
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I called in sick

I need another day just to ****ing think
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Old 02-19-2020, 07:44 AM   #68766 (permalink)
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The look of contempt on everyone when I pull one a these bad boys out:

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Old 02-19-2020, 08:31 AM   #68767 (permalink)
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I called in sick

I need another day just to ****ing think
Message to everyone who works in a restaurant:

Never call in with anything except bad diarrhea and a 101 fever

I said I had a migraine they called back and said get your ass down here.

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Old 02-19-2020, 08:32 AM   #68768 (permalink)
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Lol what a rube.
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Old 02-19-2020, 08:49 AM   #68769 (permalink)
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Getcho lazy ass up and get to work.

Whadaya think this is, Anyhow?
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Old 02-19-2020, 08:52 AM   #68770 (permalink)
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Message to everyone who works in a restaurant:

Never call in with anything except bad diarrhea and a 101 fever

I said I had a migraine they called back and said get your ass down here.

Jesus ****ing Christ
Well duh, you have to make it sound like you absolutely should not be handling food
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