Why is it so ok to bash Chula?

Welcome back elph

Love you too ant but I’m 100% team elph on this one

What about the Chinese woman?

I bet!

Its even cringier when you say it. Please stop...

Can someone explain to me why Valentine's Day is also supposed to extend to parents? Guess I'll go seduce my mom now.

Cause it takes two to tango.


Fair enough.

The hell is going on in here? Can't eat borger and drink sangria like a real American male.

Keep at it. There are less hellish ways to make a living in Austin.

I wrote a long thing about my job but **** it.

I find ways to incentivize myself. Like I keep my favorite tea at work so that when I wake up every morning wanting to call out I remember that if I want my morning cup I have to go to work. This is totally a byproduct of disordered eating lol but I'll also be like "you have to make it to your first 15 and then you can have your apple," or whatever. No matter how great a job is you're still gonna have to run down the clock every day. Just have to find little ways to make it suck as little as possible. I'm lucky to have great coworkers and it's becoming less difficult to show up every day, but my point is people don't think it be like that but it do.

I'd love to work night shifts tbh. After 9pm they close the dining room and it becomes essentially casual Friday cause there are no customers to worry about except in the drive thru and the night crew is generally a bunch of dissolute stoners. But I guess I'm too reliable as a day worker so I'm stuck here.