I was surprised how easily he let himself get taken out. At least let the thread become a dumpster fire for a day before losing your composure.

I had a gut feeling as soon as grindy have the warning that elph would be going the way of the native Americans

Belligerently drunk on fire water?

Thank you. :clap::clap::clap:

Thank god I took a dump before going for a smoke or I probably would have **** myself. I stepped outside, put a cig to my lips, went to light it, and POP like a Chinese firecracker with bits of tobacco shrapnel pelting my face and my ears ringing. I made sure my lighter hadn't exploded in my hand, reached down to pick up the cigarette I'd dropped in fright, and the paper around the tip was blown out. Then I lit it again and all was well. Probably gonna sue Phillip Morris though.

Some one from the program once assured me that if you get into any sorta car accident and you **** yourself, that's an automatic 10 grand. His advice was literally that I try to **** my pants if ever I was in an accident.

I'm sure that would work and you just wouldn't be a Batlord talking to the cops while they try not to gag.

Was 100% serious too. 5 grand for piss, 10 grand for ****.

Who doesn't trust recovering addict ****posters?

Trust me I know how to read them. I know it's hard to believe someone could actually believe something like that while you sit there in your ivory tower but yea.