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Old 02-01-2020, 02:41 PM   #68461 (permalink)
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My Chinese friend told me she thinks homeless people are lazy and could get a job

that's some hella stupid **** to say honestly regardless of culture
Lean in for a kiss dude. If she won’t you’re friendzoned. And like is that really a person you want to be friends with? No. Is that someone whose tight as hell virgin vagina you’d like to get it up into? Yes. Quit wasting your time and find out.

I’ll tell you something else. She’s not sincerely interested in you as a friend. If she’s not going to **** you she’s figuring out some way to use you. She’ll have you doing her homework or teaching her English or whatever. Hot Asian chicks are in huge demand unless you’re actually in Asia. She’s not just hanging out to hang out.
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Old 02-01-2020, 04:15 PM   #68462 (permalink)
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Come to think of it I don't think I've ever seen a homeless Chinaman
They're a nation of industrious, no-nonsense, bootstrappers.

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Old 02-01-2020, 08:50 PM   #68463 (permalink)
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Imagine being comfortable with your own company.
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Old 02-01-2020, 08:53 PM   #68464 (permalink)
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At least his hobby isn't Quaaludes...so far.
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Old 02-01-2020, 08:56 PM   #68465 (permalink)
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At least this isn't the ****ing 80s, god damn.
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Old 02-01-2020, 09:04 PM   #68466 (permalink)
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Learn to code
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Old 02-02-2020, 06:54 AM   #68467 (permalink)
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Old 02-02-2020, 07:42 AM   #68468 (permalink)
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Old 02-02-2020, 07:43 AM   #68469 (permalink)
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Suns out. Lets golf.

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Old 02-02-2020, 08:55 AM   #68470 (permalink)
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You can also take the trial by fire route where you pretend to have years of coding experience and learn how to code while someone is paying you to build their website.
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