Making it all the more true that New Jersey is just a training ground for Florida.

Then it's good that you're brushing up on your shuffle board skills early.

Nah. I hate Florida. I already live in a crazy corrupt state full of idiots but at least here it stays cold half the year, I have Taylor Ham, and I don't have to worry about snakes as much. Why leave?

You're the first person I've ever met who cited winter as a reason to stay up north.

It barely snows up here anymore and I can't stand being hot. I love big jackets and wearing hats. I don't like the snow but for aforementioned reasons, it doesn't bother me anymore. Plus, I have more excuses to stay inside and reject life.

Only retards live in some place deemed "sub-tropical".

If there is any form of kinship between us it's the fact that we both like being Northeast trash. F*ck the south.

I live in Virginia.

This is MusicBanter dude its not even fun unless people are being defensive and digging holes

Tell me she's not a yoga bimbo too.