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All day jazz and biscuits
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01-29-2020, 12:09 PM
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one-balled nipple jockey
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My momma came down, she said, "Who the hell?" Wait momma, wait, it's me your little son Before I knew it my mom pulled a gun "I know who you are, but who the hell is that?" I turned around man, this bitch was fat I really don't know how she got into the car I must have picked her up when I left the bar You know I'm horny homey man I wanted to chill But you know how mothers are, she wanted to ill So I said, "Hey baby is you on the pill? 'Cause, tonight I wanna be your lover Just one thing, I forgot to buy a rubber" Wait a little while then we snuck upstairs Step by step with a hint of fear We got into my room, bitch started to scream Momma busted in what a ****ed up scene Shirt ripped off, drawers down to my knees Wait momma, wait momma, wait, wait, please Put back your gun, put down your broom My mom ****ed up the room The bitch jumped up with no respect I had to put the big, big bitch in check I said, "You come a little closer and you will get shot" "I'm sober anyway, I don't need no cock" -Schoolly D
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01-29-2020, 12:11 PM
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one-balled nipple jockey
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01-29-2020, 12:19 PM
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ask me about cosmology
Join Date: Oct 2016
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not a good day
 hoping tonight is better
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01-29-2020, 12:27 PM
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one-balled nipple jockey
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What’s wrong bro?
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01-29-2020, 12:41 PM
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ask me about cosmology
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 i might be able to stick with what i have here but its just pineapples and soup  im blessed to be breathing today, so im grateful for that but just struggling to be positive today
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01-29-2020, 12:45 PM
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All day jazz and biscuits
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: NJ
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"Dear diary, I write to you at the end of my rope as I look towards the heavens for guidance. My sadness knows no bounds as I sit here with idle soup and pineapple. Is this the end I say? Forgive me but I've grown quite weary in this time..."
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01-29-2020, 12:46 PM
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Just Keep Swimming...
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