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01-24-2020, 10:40 PM | #68242 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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I mean we get to talk the **** we want so long as certain stipulations are met like not calling people niggers or ***gots but otherwise if you don't like it you can hang yourself.
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01-24-2020, 10:49 PM | #68243 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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I hope LM is OK
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01-25-2020, 03:17 PM | #68245 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Today I was sweating fiercely down my ass crack at work till it started to itch rather sharply, so I took a quick bathroom break to go wipe. After I was done and my butthole was clean(ish) I left the bathroom figuring I'd wash my hands in the kitchen so I'd have actual paper towels and not that ****ing hand dryer bull**** that takes forever. But there was a whole line of people in the dining room waiting to order who clearly saw me leave the restroom with the toilet still loudly flushing, clearly having not washed my hands. So I go back into the kitchen, wash my hands in the back where I guess people can't see me, and then look up to see that all but one of the customers was gone without having ordered. I made a whole group of hungry people just dip in disgust and I couldn't have been more pleased with myself.
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01-25-2020, 04:20 PM | #68246 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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You'd think that BK patrons would know that the food sterilizes itself.
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01-26-2020, 04:22 AM | #68247 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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The toilet was flushing loud af while I was opening the door in front of everyone. It certainly wasn't a good look.
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01-26-2020, 06:37 AM | #68248 (permalink) |
Just Keep Swimming...
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I don't think they put all that together, being that they're probably not the brightest lot. Smart people don't dine at BK. It's more the fact that they saw your true form and ran away in horror.
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01-26-2020, 10:59 AM | #68249 (permalink) |
All day jazz and biscuits
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I'm listening to Jorge Ben. The song "País tropical" is playing. This lyric plays...
Sou Flamengo, tenho uma nêga chamada Tereza Legit just had a person say they like the song but wish it didn't have that word in the lyrics. I asked what word. She said "THAT word. The N-word". I said that the song is in Portugese. He's saying nêga. She wasn't so sure. She still thinks Jorge Ben is saying n*gga. My soul has left my body. |
01-26-2020, 11:01 AM | #68250 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Wait till she hears about how Spanish speakers use "negro" to describe anything black.
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