I feel like if jurors were volunteer based then it would attract a lot of vengeful authoritarians. Reminds me of King of the Hill when Bill says "I was on a jury six times and each time we did our job. Six convictions."

But ja if we're gonna let the Patriot act disregard the Constitution then we should at least be consistent and throw the whole thing out.

Oh damn it's an 8 week multiple count murder trial. I go back tomorrow everyone pray for me to get on this jury this is an absolute dream come true! Please let me be a juror on a murder trial for my 30th birthday please please!

Don’t mess with Texas.

When I got out of prison, I had a bench warrant for a separate traffic offense. Thought I was going home. Nope. Back to the friggin hoosegow mother****er. On a list of things that suck, that's like right up there in the top 5 or 6.

So since court isn't open on weekends and the first week will be paid by your job that means you'll make $525 for those seven weeks if you go every business day.

Work had us do one of those choose some words personality type test and then it gave the results and asked for feedback and I said this is stupid ass pseudoscience horoscope type bull**** and anyone who uses it as a managerial tool should be ****ing embarrassed and the manager who spearheaded the thing wouldn’t look at me today.

Damn for how long?

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Get em OH

48 hrs. I went from state prison right to county lockup. That warrant also kept me from going home from prison on a 10 day early release for non-violent offenders that our then gov Pat Quinn had bequeathed. I sat in my cell and watched a whole block of of mother****ers get let out. I was livid.

Goddamn

I hope that’s the most disappointing thing you ever have to experience.