Weren't you trying to say 5G gives you cancer, mother****er?

Too much what?

So did you get a 5G phone and slam into a guard rail?

If i said any of what Bat just said, I'd be getting yelled at. **** you and your double standards MB.

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Bro, the difference is that while I roll my eyes at mindfulness' nonsense I love the guy and mock him with love and want him to have fun with me while I'm sending him up.

I'm not even trashing your antagonistic relationship with him cause I laugh at it and think he should chill and give you the finger with more of a friendly rivalry but that's just not how things work and yes people do protect him but I say to you that you should ignore their protection and give the protectors the friendly finger as well.

Winning is not winding up with everyone liking you. It's just coming up with the win.

DWV is just too dumb to know the difference between what he did and what you did.

People didn't give him **** when he tried to spread rumors about Mindful eating raw potatoes either.

One time he does something out of line and gets called on it all of a sudden he thinks he's a victim of double standards like a little whiny bitch.

He doesn't really go out of line though. He just makes it clear that mindfulness says stuff he thinks is dumb without being super friendly about it. He's not even cruel, just makes his jokes without all the friendly fanfare and you all just jump to mindfulness' defense in a way that's more condescending than DWV is honestly. Mindfulness isn't defenseless. He knows how to come back with memes full blast and has pwned DWV without all of you treating him like a pet.

Bro I still remember that time I was confronting mindfulness about something I thought he was saying that was stupid and I was like "you might as well just say ****" that was stupid, and so mindfulness just replied "okay, ****" with this gif

https://i.gifer.com/G4o.gif

and it destroyed me in a way I've seldom felt destroyed. He is fine without you saving him.

I've called DWV out because his persistent reactionary antagonism is obnoxious and toxic, not because Mindy is defenseless.

You just find the petty **** entertaining, quit fronting.