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Old 04-12-2020, 06:56 AM   #68081 (permalink)
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on a totally different subject menthol cigs are stupid if you're a man, like shorts
actually shorts are more potent cause the filter is shorter. Lately I've been taking the filter out and tearing of strips of it then putting it back in for increased cancer.

Also menthols are better if you're buying off-brand... But generally my preference is Marlboro red
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Old 04-12-2020, 07:09 AM   #68082 (permalink)
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Old 04-12-2020, 07:25 AM   #68083 (permalink)
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realize this would be easy to confuse now, but I meant like men should only wear pants
Does it make you feel like a queer to not maintain proper leg modesty?
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Old 04-12-2020, 07:29 AM   #68084 (permalink)
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realize this would be easy to confuse now, but I meant like men should only wear pants

and goddamn who smokes Marlboro Reds and thinks to themselves "this needs to be harsher"

I hacked up some gunk just reading that
If the weather is really, really hot, what do you wear?

What do you do if you go to the beach?
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Old 04-12-2020, 07:29 AM   #68085 (permalink)
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lol elph doesn't go to the beach
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Old 04-12-2020, 07:31 AM   #68086 (permalink)
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Old 04-12-2020, 07:37 AM   #68087 (permalink)
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realize this would be easy to confuse now, but I meant like men should only wear pants

and goddamn who smokes Marlboro Reds and thinks to themselves "this needs to be harsher"

I hacked up some gunk just reading that
lately I've been buying off brand menthols for $3 a pack instead

And the odd black n mild here and there

But when I was drunk and/or high I used to tear the filter off my Marlboro to get a couple quick big hits in. Also when I was sneaking a quick smoke break at work.

If I get Corona I'm probably ****ed tbh
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Old 04-12-2020, 07:39 AM   #68088 (permalink)
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If I get Corona I'm probably ****ed tbh
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